Monday: Feeling alright! Walked into three sneezes today. That can’t be good.
Tuesday: A kid just blew his nose in front of my desk. I’m doomed. I would say it’s quiet in class, but kids are coughing so much I can’t hear myself think!
Wednesday: There are zombies walking in the halls. Shells of students who shouldn’t be here but have decided to infect the building. Disinfect the desks! Bleach the door handles. We’re talking Defcon 10.
Thursday: A staff member just puked in the bathroom while I was eating lunch. The plague is upon us. My body is fading. Fast.
Friday: Death is here. I may not make it. Leave me–save yourselves! My lymph nodes are swollen. And hot! Whaa? Leaving early for the med center. I love you all.